Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Yoga Assistants

Today Sam and I helped Laura to do yoga.

I am a good yoga assistant.

Reach, Laura!

But Sam needed a little guidance on what to do.

Pay attention, Sam! This is our pose!

No, Sam. Don't sit on me. Help Laura.

I've got this foot. You lick the other one.

After a while Sam started to get the hang of things.

Nice assist!

Don't worry, Laura. We'll save you!

I am good at balancing on my stomach!


Sam liked the balance poses too.


But he wasn't very good at meditation.

Laura? Wake up, Laura!

Like this?

No, Sam. Like this.

Er... good effort, Sam.

Helping Laura do yoga is hard work.  Especially for Sam having to learn so many new things, and for me having to be Laura's assistant and Sam's teacher at the same time.  Now we are enjoying a well-deserved rest.


Monday, 14 April 2014

I Am a Good Teacher

Today Sam got treated twice for greeting my Dad's helpers without barking at them.  I, however, did not get any treats, even though I always greet people nicely and am the one who taught Sam how to do it!

(Note to self: must find some ways to be less awesome so I will have room for improvement and will get more treats like Sam.)

Saturday, 5 April 2014

Shelby's Shining Light

This is a super fun game that I like to play with my friend Laura:


I would play this game all day long if I could. But this is easier said than done.  That little light is sneaky, you see.  It tries to hide from me.  Laura has a special disk that she uses to coax the light into coming out to play.  But Laura also has funny rules about play time.  Sometimes she says:

"We can't play the shining light game now, Shelby.  It's dark out."

Or she'll say:

"It's too late, Shelby.  The shadows have gone."

Some days Laura refuses to bring her special disk outside at all.  She shakes her head and says:

"I'm sorry, Shelby.  It's overcast."

Once when Laura refused to play with me I tried to find that little light myself.  I looked everywhere for it and even dug deep down into the snow.


But it was no use.  I couldn't find the light anywhere.  It's really good at hiding and won't come out unless Laura uses her magic disk on it.

So I learned Laura's rules.  I learned the right times to ask her to come outside with me when I knew I could get her to help me find that light.  Then all the snow melted, and Laura said:

"We can't play the shining light game anymore, Shelby.  You won't be able to see it on the grass."

I didn't think that was right.  The light is sneaky, but I have good eyes.  I begged Laura to get her disk out anyway.

Laura shook her head.

I pleaded.

Laura said, "I'm sorry, Shelby."

I'm not ashamed to admit I cried a little.

"Next winter we'll play again," Laura promised.

I told her I wanted to play now.  The sun was shining.  The shadows were in all the right places.

Finally, Laura relented.  She got out her disk and she made my shining light come out to play.  And I could see it just fine!  I chased that light all over the grass, just like I used to chase it on the snow!  Fun!  (I have to remember to be patient and wait for Laura to coax the light back out of hiding when it disappears on me now, though.  Laura doesn't like me to look for it myself under the grass.)

When my new puppy friend Sam came to stay with us, I was eager to teach him the shining light game.  But the sky kept being cloudy.  It was cloudy and cloudy for two whole days!  Then, finally, the sun was shining today.  I made Laura get out of bed and get her disk and come outside to play with us.

Alas, Sam did not understand the game.  I did my best to teach him.  But Sam kept jumping at Laura's disk or, worse, jumping on me, instead of chasing the light.  So Laura put her disk away, and I took Sam and Laura and my Mum for a walk.  We went to the park, where we saw my friend Tabatha and her family.  Then, on the way home, Sam did a big stinky poop in The Scary Jesus Garden.

Wednesday, 2 April 2014

Sam

I got a new puppy friend!

This is Sam:


Sam came over to play with me this afternoon and we had SO MUCH FUN.  We ran and we ran and we ran all around the yard.  We ran until we could not run even one more step.  Sam does not know as many things as me because he is only a baby, but already he knows how to play chase.

After we were done playing, Sam came inside the house with us.  I told him not to be afraid; my house is a good house and my family are good people.  Because Sam is only young, he doesn't know these things yet.  So I have to teach him.

Laura says Sam is going to stay with us until he is ready to go to his forever home.  Until then, I get to play chase with him every day!